I think I am just going to name this blog: Kristi Bitches About Her Stupid Husband.
I cooked pasta yesterday with an alfredo sauce.
My husband always feels the need to "season" my cooking up.
He used crushed red pepper.
My ass is on fire.
He called me here at work and I said, "Stop using red pepper! I asked you not to do that anymore and yet you did it again. I have shit like 5 times already...and it is not solid shit, it is watery shit."
His reply,"Well, don't you use the bathroom a lot anyways?? I LIKE using the bathroom, so why are you complaining? Besides, I BARELY used any pepper. How could you even taste it?"
Oh fuck me running.
Why can't this man ever apologize and say, "Oh sorry babe, it won't happen again."
Why do I have to get 20 questions??
He had me so mad just now that I threatened to drive to his job and kick his ass. And it is 30 miles away. But it would be so worth it!
Man, my ass hurts.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Update
I wasn't mad at my hubby anymore last night. Since Sara was at my sister's, I took TC to McDonalds and called hubs to ask if he wanted to meet me there.
He did.
So we ate and I told him a hilarious story about TC stripping at daycare. Nobody saw him but he thought he was going to swim with the others and he took his clothes off in order to put his trunks on. (I didn't pay for the month's activities since we were gone all last week and he will start ESY next week...so he didn't go swimming but it was funny anyways.) We had a long talk about not taking your clothes off at daycare.
I took TC home and we swam for a little bit. Then I came in and we took our baths.
He scratched his eczema a lot last night. I think the pool is drying him out. Bless his heart, his asthma is bad too because of this humidity.
I went and had lunch with a coworker today. It was nice to get away from my crazy boss. She is a lunatic. I came back and she asked me to call 83 stores and when I called the first 10 or so, someone had already called them.
I won't be calling anymore stores.
I have 26 vacation hours to last me til' August. I am contemplating when my next day off will be. I know that our business will close probably in the next 8 months or so and I am hanging in and hanging on. Severance is usually 1 week of pay for every year you have worked here, my time will be over 15 years. Then, hopefully I can find something else soon, and I will draw unemployment until I find something. But the no insurance thing is a big deal.
School is going well and I just got my first B- it was an 89 which pissed me off royally. But this professor was TOUGH and I am actually surprised my grade ended up being that high!
He did.
So we ate and I told him a hilarious story about TC stripping at daycare. Nobody saw him but he thought he was going to swim with the others and he took his clothes off in order to put his trunks on. (I didn't pay for the month's activities since we were gone all last week and he will start ESY next week...so he didn't go swimming but it was funny anyways.) We had a long talk about not taking your clothes off at daycare.
I took TC home and we swam for a little bit. Then I came in and we took our baths.
He scratched his eczema a lot last night. I think the pool is drying him out. Bless his heart, his asthma is bad too because of this humidity.
I went and had lunch with a coworker today. It was nice to get away from my crazy boss. She is a lunatic. I came back and she asked me to call 83 stores and when I called the first 10 or so, someone had already called them.
I won't be calling anymore stores.
I have 26 vacation hours to last me til' August. I am contemplating when my next day off will be. I know that our business will close probably in the next 8 months or so and I am hanging in and hanging on. Severance is usually 1 week of pay for every year you have worked here, my time will be over 15 years. Then, hopefully I can find something else soon, and I will draw unemployment until I find something. But the no insurance thing is a big deal.
School is going well and I just got my first B- it was an 89 which pissed me off royally. But this professor was TOUGH and I am actually surprised my grade ended up being that high!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Yep
Sometimes...when you cry...no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...when you are in pain.no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes.when you are worried..no one sees your stress.
Sometimes.when you are happy..no one sees your smile.
But FART!! just ONE time...And everybody knows!!
Sometimes...when you are in pain.no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes.when you are worried..no one sees your stress.
Sometimes.when you are happy..no one sees your smile.
But FART!! just ONE time...And everybody knows!!
Yes I am going to bitch about my husband again
Yep, I am.
Because he is a prick.
My husband is a constant complainer.
He wakes up bitching.
He comes home bitching.
He goes to bed bitching.
He wakes me up in the night bitching.
Or wanting to screw.
Let me share some examples.
This morning I woke him up because for whatever reason, he ignores the alarm. I told him, "Hubs, it is time for you to get up. You are going to be late."
He says,"Oh I am going to go in an hour late."
Fine.
I go back in one hour and tell him, "It is 6:40, wake up."
He replies, "Mmmmmmmmmm aaaah ughh"
Mmmkay
I go back at 7:00
"Hubs it is 7:00 now...you need to get up, you are going to be OVER an hour late"
He says," Why do you keep coming in here bugging me?"
Oh no that fucker di-n't.
He FINALLY gets up and is bitching, "I don't know why you kept coming in here, I told you I was going in late."
I said, "you said 1 hour, not 1 or 2 hours late."
He keeps mouthing.
I shut the door and walk into the living room.
I say under my breath, "Shut the fuck up."
And TC, who is on the couch, hears me. He says, "Ohhhhhhhhh Mama, you said a BAD BAD word. Ohhhhhhhhhh you shouldn't say those bad words."
Woops, my bad.
I forgot TC was there...LOL.
So I went into the bathroom to get ready and here comes my stupid ass husband, "Babe, why are you mad, I am on your side."
Whatever asshole (I thought this but wanted to say it)
I told him from now on his ass can sleep all day and he doesn't have to worry about me making sure he is up anymore.
DICKHEAD.
Another example.
Yesterday I asked Sara to peel some potatoes and I came home and cut them up and made chicken fried steak, corn, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans.
Hubs comes home, "I am starving!"
Me: We are cooking, Sara peeled potatoes
Hubs: (looking into the pot where the potatoes are boiling) Dang, Sara, how many did you peel....3 ??
Me: There are plenty there, stop griping
Hubs: I am not griping but there are hardly any potatoes in there
Me: There are about 9 potatoes in there, we always have to throw the extras away anyways, let us girls worry about it like we always do
Fucker
And for the record, there were enough for my lunch the next day and about 4 tablespoons had to be thrown away
I tell my husband all the time that I want to be him.
Get up and go to work , not having to deal with the kids EVER.
Go out to eat lunch because you feel you are entitled (while I bring my lunch everyday)
Come home, eat a dinner that is ready when you get there
Take a shower
Hound your wife to screw and bitch if she says no because she is sweeping, or doing laundry, or doing homework
Eat snacks, ice cream, candy
Go to sleep
Wake up to clean house, clothes, kids, and a wife who has made you breakfast
Wash, rinse, repeat
And my boss has already pissed me off as of yesterday ...........stupid cunt.
Because he is a prick.
My husband is a constant complainer.
He wakes up bitching.
He comes home bitching.
He goes to bed bitching.
He wakes me up in the night bitching.
Or wanting to screw.
Let me share some examples.
This morning I woke him up because for whatever reason, he ignores the alarm. I told him, "Hubs, it is time for you to get up. You are going to be late."
He says,"Oh I am going to go in an hour late."
Fine.
I go back in one hour and tell him, "It is 6:40, wake up."
He replies, "Mmmmmmmmmm aaaah ughh"
Mmmkay
I go back at 7:00
"Hubs it is 7:00 now...you need to get up, you are going to be OVER an hour late"
He says," Why do you keep coming in here bugging me?"
Oh no that fucker di-n't.
He FINALLY gets up and is bitching, "I don't know why you kept coming in here, I told you I was going in late."
I said, "you said 1 hour, not 1 or 2 hours late."
He keeps mouthing.
I shut the door and walk into the living room.
I say under my breath, "Shut the fuck up."
And TC, who is on the couch, hears me. He says, "Ohhhhhhhhh Mama, you said a BAD BAD word. Ohhhhhhhhhh you shouldn't say those bad words."
Woops, my bad.
I forgot TC was there...LOL.
So I went into the bathroom to get ready and here comes my stupid ass husband, "Babe, why are you mad, I am on your side."
Whatever asshole (I thought this but wanted to say it)
I told him from now on his ass can sleep all day and he doesn't have to worry about me making sure he is up anymore.
DICKHEAD.
Another example.
Yesterday I asked Sara to peel some potatoes and I came home and cut them up and made chicken fried steak, corn, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans.
Hubs comes home, "I am starving!"
Me: We are cooking, Sara peeled potatoes
Hubs: (looking into the pot where the potatoes are boiling) Dang, Sara, how many did you peel....3 ??
Me: There are plenty there, stop griping
Hubs: I am not griping but there are hardly any potatoes in there
Me: There are about 9 potatoes in there, we always have to throw the extras away anyways, let us girls worry about it like we always do
Fucker
And for the record, there were enough for my lunch the next day and about 4 tablespoons had to be thrown away
I tell my husband all the time that I want to be him.
Get up and go to work , not having to deal with the kids EVER.
Go out to eat lunch because you feel you are entitled (while I bring my lunch everyday)
Come home, eat a dinner that is ready when you get there
Take a shower
Hound your wife to screw and bitch if she says no because she is sweeping, or doing laundry, or doing homework
Eat snacks, ice cream, candy
Go to sleep
Wake up to clean house, clothes, kids, and a wife who has made you breakfast
Wash, rinse, repeat
And my boss has already pissed me off as of yesterday ...........stupid cunt.
Monday, June 22, 2009
WHA?
Gosh I haven't posted on here in forever.
What is it with summer, nobody is blogging anymore?
Or commenting for that matter.
Just wanted to say that Sex in the pool is different...really different.
What is it with summer, nobody is blogging anymore?
Or commenting for that matter.
Just wanted to say that Sex in the pool is different...really different.
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