I am so excited!! I was invited by a friend to visit on Easter and have a big dinner with her family. I told my husband and he had a huge fit! He said, "We are going to Mom's"
So I had decided I would see my friend another time.
However, my mother in law called me today and said she wanted to do Easter on Saturday, not Sunday!
So now I am going to both.
Woo freaking hoo!
Nanny nanny boo boo hubs!
I am off the next two days and my last day to work is this Thursday.
Then I am planning on changing a lot of things, including my weight.
I want to get healthier. I am excited!
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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
TMI
Things are good here, the kids really enjoyed the snow over the weekend. I took a personal day today. Hubs and I went to Wal Mart today to get a few things, I needed a new printer/fax/scanner and I got a little video camera. It was cheap but it does okay. I want to be able to make videos of the kids, they are growing up!! My digital camera does this too but the camera I got can be hooked up to the tv for watching as well.
Hubs and I went to Applebees for lunch, it was really good. And it was nice to have some time away while the kids were at school.
We have a few more things we need to get with income tax.
I am hoping we can find a tractor for a decent amount, we have a lot of dirt and road work that needs to be done on our land. We have 4 acres and this constant rain has all but washed away our road, it is a mess!
Things are looking up and I am trying to not be on hub's ass all the time. Also lots of great sex over the weekend helped too!
Hubs and I went to Applebees for lunch, it was really good. And it was nice to have some time away while the kids were at school.
We have a few more things we need to get with income tax.
I am hoping we can find a tractor for a decent amount, we have a lot of dirt and road work that needs to be done on our land. We have 4 acres and this constant rain has all but washed away our road, it is a mess!
Things are looking up and I am trying to not be on hub's ass all the time. Also lots of great sex over the weekend helped too!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Yes I am going to bitch about my husband again
Yep, I am.
Because he is a prick.
My husband is a constant complainer.
He wakes up bitching.
He comes home bitching.
He goes to bed bitching.
He wakes me up in the night bitching.
Or wanting to screw.
Let me share some examples.
This morning I woke him up because for whatever reason, he ignores the alarm. I told him, "Hubs, it is time for you to get up. You are going to be late."
He says,"Oh I am going to go in an hour late."
Fine.
I go back in one hour and tell him, "It is 6:40, wake up."
He replies, "Mmmmmmmmmm aaaah ughh"
Mmmkay
I go back at 7:00
"Hubs it is 7:00 now...you need to get up, you are going to be OVER an hour late"
He says," Why do you keep coming in here bugging me?"
Oh no that fucker di-n't.
He FINALLY gets up and is bitching, "I don't know why you kept coming in here, I told you I was going in late."
I said, "you said 1 hour, not 1 or 2 hours late."
He keeps mouthing.
I shut the door and walk into the living room.
I say under my breath, "Shut the fuck up."
And TC, who is on the couch, hears me. He says, "Ohhhhhhhhh Mama, you said a BAD BAD word. Ohhhhhhhhhh you shouldn't say those bad words."
Woops, my bad.
I forgot TC was there...LOL.
So I went into the bathroom to get ready and here comes my stupid ass husband, "Babe, why are you mad, I am on your side."
Whatever asshole (I thought this but wanted to say it)
I told him from now on his ass can sleep all day and he doesn't have to worry about me making sure he is up anymore.
DICKHEAD.
Another example.
Yesterday I asked Sara to peel some potatoes and I came home and cut them up and made chicken fried steak, corn, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans.
Hubs comes home, "I am starving!"
Me: We are cooking, Sara peeled potatoes
Hubs: (looking into the pot where the potatoes are boiling) Dang, Sara, how many did you peel....3 ??
Me: There are plenty there, stop griping
Hubs: I am not griping but there are hardly any potatoes in there
Me: There are about 9 potatoes in there, we always have to throw the extras away anyways, let us girls worry about it like we always do
Fucker
And for the record, there were enough for my lunch the next day and about 4 tablespoons had to be thrown away
I tell my husband all the time that I want to be him.
Get up and go to work , not having to deal with the kids EVER.
Go out to eat lunch because you feel you are entitled (while I bring my lunch everyday)
Come home, eat a dinner that is ready when you get there
Take a shower
Hound your wife to screw and bitch if she says no because she is sweeping, or doing laundry, or doing homework
Eat snacks, ice cream, candy
Go to sleep
Wake up to clean house, clothes, kids, and a wife who has made you breakfast
Wash, rinse, repeat
And my boss has already pissed me off as of yesterday ...........stupid cunt.
Because he is a prick.
My husband is a constant complainer.
He wakes up bitching.
He comes home bitching.
He goes to bed bitching.
He wakes me up in the night bitching.
Or wanting to screw.
Let me share some examples.
This morning I woke him up because for whatever reason, he ignores the alarm. I told him, "Hubs, it is time for you to get up. You are going to be late."
He says,"Oh I am going to go in an hour late."
Fine.
I go back in one hour and tell him, "It is 6:40, wake up."
He replies, "Mmmmmmmmmm aaaah ughh"
Mmmkay
I go back at 7:00
"Hubs it is 7:00 now...you need to get up, you are going to be OVER an hour late"
He says," Why do you keep coming in here bugging me?"
Oh no that fucker di-n't.
He FINALLY gets up and is bitching, "I don't know why you kept coming in here, I told you I was going in late."
I said, "you said 1 hour, not 1 or 2 hours late."
He keeps mouthing.
I shut the door and walk into the living room.
I say under my breath, "Shut the fuck up."
And TC, who is on the couch, hears me. He says, "Ohhhhhhhhh Mama, you said a BAD BAD word. Ohhhhhhhhhh you shouldn't say those bad words."
Woops, my bad.
I forgot TC was there...LOL.
So I went into the bathroom to get ready and here comes my stupid ass husband, "Babe, why are you mad, I am on your side."
Whatever asshole (I thought this but wanted to say it)
I told him from now on his ass can sleep all day and he doesn't have to worry about me making sure he is up anymore.
DICKHEAD.
Another example.
Yesterday I asked Sara to peel some potatoes and I came home and cut them up and made chicken fried steak, corn, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans.
Hubs comes home, "I am starving!"
Me: We are cooking, Sara peeled potatoes
Hubs: (looking into the pot where the potatoes are boiling) Dang, Sara, how many did you peel....3 ??
Me: There are plenty there, stop griping
Hubs: I am not griping but there are hardly any potatoes in there
Me: There are about 9 potatoes in there, we always have to throw the extras away anyways, let us girls worry about it like we always do
Fucker
And for the record, there were enough for my lunch the next day and about 4 tablespoons had to be thrown away
I tell my husband all the time that I want to be him.
Get up and go to work , not having to deal with the kids EVER.
Go out to eat lunch because you feel you are entitled (while I bring my lunch everyday)
Come home, eat a dinner that is ready when you get there
Take a shower
Hound your wife to screw and bitch if she says no because she is sweeping, or doing laundry, or doing homework
Eat snacks, ice cream, candy
Go to sleep
Wake up to clean house, clothes, kids, and a wife who has made you breakfast
Wash, rinse, repeat
And my boss has already pissed me off as of yesterday ...........stupid cunt.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
So far today
This morning has been eventful.
I woke Hubs up for a little sumpin' sumpin'. I was in a bad way. Not giving up the pussy is hard work..LOL.
TC called me a bitch on the way to daycare. Once he got out, I popped his butt. He told me, "Mom, you need to brelax (relax)!
When the lady at daycare greeted him saying "Good Morning Tony," his reply was, "Whatever."
I talked to my sister who said her husband pissed her off so bad that she almost knocked his ass out with the iron. I told her she should threaten to iron his dong. We had a good laugh over that one!
A coworker is going around taking everybody's sugar levels, mine was fine, and blood pressure, mine is still high but I go back to the Dr. this week so we may have to try a new medication.
My boss is being her usual stupid self. God some days I want to go postal on her ass.
I woke Hubs up for a little sumpin' sumpin'. I was in a bad way. Not giving up the pussy is hard work..LOL.
TC called me a bitch on the way to daycare. Once he got out, I popped his butt. He told me, "Mom, you need to brelax (relax)!
When the lady at daycare greeted him saying "Good Morning Tony," his reply was, "Whatever."
I talked to my sister who said her husband pissed her off so bad that she almost knocked his ass out with the iron. I told her she should threaten to iron his dong. We had a good laugh over that one!
A coworker is going around taking everybody's sugar levels, mine was fine, and blood pressure, mine is still high but I go back to the Dr. this week so we may have to try a new medication.
My boss is being her usual stupid self. God some days I want to go postal on her ass.
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