Gosh, since I posted last, I had an anniversary. 15 yrs. with my hubby. I like him again this week, I told him I will excuse his crazy ass behavior from when Billy was in the hospital and the funeral and all that stuff.
But if he acts a fool again, I am kicking his ass for real!!
Today is Friday..woot!!
Found out that a friend of mine is going to take her baby to Mexico in a couple of months..her baby is 4 months old now. CRAZY MUCH???
I am tired of people on Facebook. They only comment when they want to say shitty things, or leave you advice that you don't ask for.
After all the family drama with Billy's funeral, Tony's aunt Wanda took me off her friends. Alrighty then!! SHE is the one who showed out at the funeral but she is mad at me?? What ever.
My sister has already been to the school twice over my nephew. The first time was because he fumbled the ball in football and some kids called him fumble fingers. She went and told the coaches that he was being teased.
WTF??
I am sure they laughed her out of there!
Then, my nephew was absent and my sister said he didn't get his study guide back to study for a test. Which he failed. So he got a 69 in that class for the 6 weeks. Which means he won't be eligible for football.
My sister emailed the teacher several UGLY e mails. Then she got the principal involved. They let him correct the test so he is now passing.
She got mad at me because I said, "Monica, you can't fight his battles for him his entire life!" He is in Junior High now!!
She said she and the principal got into a screaming match.
LOVELY.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Nobody is perfect
I am not going to post about my husband today.
We have all established he can be an ass.
My sister is talking to me again. One good thing about all of this happening with Billy is that she opened her eyes and saw that regardless of the stuff she read in my TX blog, I am the one who has been here for her for many years.
No relationship is perfect.
No marriage is perfect either.
If people say they have the perfect marriage, they are lying.
Marriage takes work.
Friendships take work.
And that work should not be one-sided.
We have all established he can be an ass.
My sister is talking to me again. One good thing about all of this happening with Billy is that she opened her eyes and saw that regardless of the stuff she read in my TX blog, I am the one who has been here for her for many years.
No relationship is perfect.
No marriage is perfect either.
If people say they have the perfect marriage, they are lying.
Marriage takes work.
Friendships take work.
And that work should not be one-sided.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Pissed off
Sorry I haven't posted in so long.
All of this stuff with Billy has been so draining.
And my husband and I have gotten into two big fights.
One last week and one last night.
The one last night was over him not taking the trash out.
Stupid, I know.
But I am a smartass and he didn't like my comments.
Then he has to say stupid things like he is all alone.
Give me a fucking break.
What am I..chopped liver?
Am I not here everyday giving 110%?
I am tired.
Tired of being pulled in so many different directions.
I have reconnected with some old friends and I am going to start making it about me.
My family can be so selfish.
And no I am not PMS'ing. I am just PISSED.
All of this stuff with Billy has been so draining.
And my husband and I have gotten into two big fights.
One last week and one last night.
The one last night was over him not taking the trash out.
Stupid, I know.
But I am a smartass and he didn't like my comments.
Then he has to say stupid things like he is all alone.
Give me a fucking break.
What am I..chopped liver?
Am I not here everyday giving 110%?
I am tired.
Tired of being pulled in so many different directions.
I have reconnected with some old friends and I am going to start making it about me.
My family can be so selfish.
And no I am not PMS'ing. I am just PISSED.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Update on Billy
We went to see Tony's Uncle yesterday. He looked good, but is not waking up. The prognosis is that his brain is not functioning at all.
His Aunt (Billy's wife) will have to make a decision of when to pull the plug. She is getting all the family together and finding out how long it will take those who have to travel to get here. Pray for his family. This is really hard.
His Aunt (Billy's wife) will have to make a decision of when to pull the plug. She is getting all the family together and finding out how long it will take those who have to travel to get here. Pray for his family. This is really hard.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Death
9/9/09
They want my husband's uncles wife to pull the plug.
She refuses to do so.
My hubby is having such a hard time.
All I can do is wrap my arms around him.
And cry with him.
It is hard waiting.
It is hard not knowing if Billy will live or die.
And if he lives, how much of a life will he have?
He is only 56.
He is too young to die.
They want my husband's uncles wife to pull the plug.
She refuses to do so.
My hubby is having such a hard time.
All I can do is wrap my arms around him.
And cry with him.
It is hard waiting.
It is hard not knowing if Billy will live or die.
And if he lives, how much of a life will he have?
He is only 56.
He is too young to die.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Things I love
I love:
sweet cornbread, hot from the oven covered in butter
my kid's laughter
cooking a good meal
a clean house
receiving letters from my nephew
hearing "I love you"
hugs
singing to kick ass music
getting a beautiful shirt for $6 on clearance
saving money
seeing old friends and catching up
getting older (yep I did say it!)
What do you love?
sweet cornbread, hot from the oven covered in butter
my kid's laughter
cooking a good meal
a clean house
receiving letters from my nephew
hearing "I love you"
hugs
singing to kick ass music
getting a beautiful shirt for $6 on clearance
saving money
seeing old friends and catching up
getting older (yep I did say it!)
What do you love?
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Little Ralphy
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2)
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x3,'" I said "6", replies RALPHY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f...... difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"
LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" RALPHY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful." Little RALPHY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPH Y, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but ifyou had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in t h e same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!'"
LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business. I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2)
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x3,'" I said "6", replies RALPHY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f...... difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"
LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" RALPHY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful." Little RALPHY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPH Y, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but ifyou had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in t h e same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!'"
LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business. I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!
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