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What is going on

So yeah.

I am sofa king ready for vacay.

So, so, so ready.

I have not started my damn period yet. But when I do, I will shove WHATEVER up in there so I can swim without bleeding all over the damn place. Because I LURVE to swim y'all.

Sara is enjoying her summer so far, I guess. Since TC is going to daycare, Sara frequently gets up at noonish. Sickening, isn't it??

Poor TC has to get up at 6:45 to get ready to go to daycare.

But atleast next week we will be in New Mexico.

My husband has been pissing me off a lot lately. What's new right??

Oh My Lord

Oh my. I am still livid over something that happened yesterday.

I called my sister and my niece told me that my sister was at Wal Mart and that she was babysitting 2 kids.

I was like,"Well which kids?"
And my niece said, "Eli and I forgot the girl's name. You know Ms. Frosh's kids."
I said, "Oh really?? Hmmm...okay."

And I didn't say anything to my niece but my sister talked MUCH SHIT about this woman AND her kids. How the little girl is so bad and how she will never watch her again. So last night, I messaged my sister on Facebook asking her why she is babysitting these kids when she said NEVER AGAIN.

And her response was,"Well, I am watching them all weekend and I am making like $200."

Me: Well, isn't that interesting, you told me you weren't watching them anymore because the girl was BAD and the MOM is so snotty

My sister: I know but I changed my mind and I need the money

Me: Why? Didn't you just win a drawing for $500 (they had a drawing at work, and she won)

My sister: Yes, but I am going 3 weeks without a payday

Me: Well, good for you. It is very nice that you babysit everybody's kids but won't even offer to take TC for a few hours EVER.

My sister: Well, I have a cat remember?

WTF?

Me: Umm...well, he has been to your house before WITH your cat but I guess since I can't pay you $200 to watch him, that is why you never offer.

No response from my sister.

Me: Oh well, my kid, my problem right???

No response again.

I always try to be the bigger person and forgive my sister and I let her act like TC is some kind of a leper. She NEVER offers to take TC even for an hour or two to give me a break. She'll take SARA but NEVER TC. And I am sofa king sick of it!!

And I am sooooooooooo PMS'ing so I told her about herself. And TC started having eleventy billion meltdowns over a jacket. Sara was allowed to go to a friend's and she thought she was GROWN and came home late.

I am so glad to be at work away from everybody today.

Give me a break

Well, I posted about this in my autism blog. Today started out with a lot of tears because I felt TC was being talked about. Maybe these kids weren't even talking about him, but I felt they were and it hurt my heart.

Then a past classmate made a comment about how I needed to "teach TC about his differences so he won't be insecure."

WTF?

Bitch, please.

Then she commented about how much she knows about special needs kids and how God is trying to teach me something about myself and I can choose to react in a negative way or a positive one.

And all I have to say to her is:

Suck my dick.

To trim or not to trim

So we were talking about va-jay jays here at work earlier. I said, "I tell Sara that she needs to trim downstairs sometimes so that sasquatch doesn't get out of control." One lady here in the office said, "Oh, you do that?" And I'm like, "Hell yeah! Hubs would make fun of me if I didn't!" And she says, "Oh, I NEVER do that!"

REALLY??

Doesn't hair all over your body continue to grow?

And what happens if you never trim it? Will it grow down to your kneecaps??

I mean, speaking for myself, I have always done a little trimmy trim because when you are on your period doesn't that hair matte up? And I don't want dred locks on my cootch.

Just sayin'.

Hubs and sex and stupidity

My husband is so dumb.

Trust me, I love him. But DAMN!

He called me just now talking about all the guys he works with and how they look at online sites all day. He said, "They go on Hook Up dot com" and I was like, "WHA?" And then I said, "Oh! Match.com?"

"Yeah, that is it!" Hubs said. "And if I ever caught you doing something like that I would do something bad!"

WTF?

"Hubs, what the hell? Don't call me with that shit."

He said, "I didn't say you WERE, but if I ever caught you."

Me: Shut up Hubs, I am pms'ing and you are pissing me off royally

Hubs: Oh, okay, well, I love you so much

Me: Whatever

Then he proceeds to tell me about a dream he had where I "borrowed" a vibrator from my sister but refused to give him sex.

Good Lord.

My teenager

Today is Sara's last day of school. She has called me 3 times with some bullshit. First she wanted my mother in law to pick her and her friend up early. WHAT? THE HELL??

Then she just now called me about her friend riding the bus and I told her that SHE is to ride the bus and I don't really care what her friend does.

She just now called me back and said that she wants to go to another girls house because she is moving soon.

I told her, "NO! AND STOP CALLING ME WITH THIS BULL AT WORK!"

DAMN.

Now I understand why people kill their kids.

Kidding.

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